Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A New Temperance Poem in Memory of my Departed Parents Who Were Sober Living and God Fearing People"

• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• In God we trust? Who says?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• play dumb
• Were there a god!
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Living Sober
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Taking things at surface value
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Dead links in writeups
• God must be living in the sea.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• People who carp about their jobs
• people who don't exist
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Chinese cave people
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• the worst lunchbreak in living memory
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Capitalize, please
• Why do people believe in God?
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• How to herd people in public
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• Does God care who wins?
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Memories that never were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Young people: Living at home longer
• Fossils were put there by God
• cat haters
• poem to a parent
• The bored who complain
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Using a command line
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Know your pets
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Who makes God's rules?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Two people who are not touching
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The other people who hate war
• People who don't read
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People who love FTP
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• people who wear camo
• If the Sharks Were People
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• people who need people are just people who need people
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The People Who Used to Live There
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
• The Dude and God's People
• Who are we to question God?
• I dreamed you were a god once
• Who created God?
• While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• Metaphor for the lives we're living
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• Who Are We Living For?
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• parents as people
• Divine Horsemen: The Living Gods of Haiti
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• People who use Windows
• God helps those who help themselves
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Type A blood
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Why people who jog live longer
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Behave as if there were a God
• The rules of pool are not selective
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• God is good, people are screwed up
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• People who died laughing
• People who are not anarchists
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God

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