Findings:
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- Actually
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- Money is actually Magic Points
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
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