Findings:
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
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- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Will Ye No Come Back Again
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Front porch, what should have been said
- The tattoo phenomenon
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- After the snow comes the grey wetness, the black ice, and the ice weasels.
- So the sheep will push back
- The Explosion in Back Bay Story
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- I could have been one of a two
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- come back
- Avery comes back
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- The path we have been walking
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- What have you been smoking?
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- I have always been burning
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- Cat in the Hat Comes Back
- Come Back Home
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- These are the days when birds come back
- Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- What Might Have Been
- And All That Could Have Been
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- The way things have always been done
- Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
- Could have beens, should have beens
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- AES may have been broken
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
- As any fool can plainly see
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- That gum you like is going to come back in style
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Language use in Lionel Rogosin's "Come Back Africa"
- If you don't see the shack, take it back
- Come on and Bring Back the Brjokén Sounds of Yore!
- Beck Comes Back
- No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- back story
- Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Could I Have Been?
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- you would have been
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- It could have been me
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- I need to see you after class, young man!
- what comes after dead
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
- It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Burn After Reading
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- maybe everything will work out after all
- What life after death will really be like
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- because I have given up any care
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Come Back (in Awhile)
- Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Come Back Salmon
- Liver, come back to me
- Lover Come Back
- I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
- Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- Come back, come back, the vacuum's tearing things apart
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- we do it in hopes they'll come back
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- come back girl of the knife
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- Come Back Little Sheba! (e2poll)
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I may or may not have been naked
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I know I have been dreaming
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
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