Representatives from some major
breweries are at a convention in
Amsterdam. Sitting at a table in a local
pub are representatives from
Coors,
Strohs,
Budweiser,
Miller, and
Guinness.
A server comes to the table and asks each of the
men what they would like to drink. The Coors rep says, "Give me a
Coors Light." The Strohs rep drinks Strohs, and the Miller rep has an
MGD. The Budweiser rep asks for a
Bud Light, and finally the server asks the Guinness representative what he would like to drink.
"I'll have a Coke, please."
The other representatives look at him strangely.
"Wouldn't you like a Guinness?"
The Guinness rep replies, "Well, if you gentlemen aren't drinking beer, then I'm not going to either."