Everything EDB Bible:
Nate 5:1-12
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1 And seeing the
noders he went up onto a
soapbox and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:
2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,
3
Blessed are the downvoted: for theirs is the
nodeshare of
Everything.
4 Blessed are the cursed: for they shall be comforted in their
XP stoicism.
5 Blessed are the
Day Loggers: for they shall retain those pieces of their lives for eternity.
6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after
good speling and grammer for they shall be rewarded by
Webster 1913 and a
singing choir of
Everything Editors.
7 Blessed are the bizarre: for they shall be cooled unto eternity.
8 Blessed are the factual at heart: for they shall see the true
beauty of
Everything.
9 Blessed are the
industrious: for their work will never be forgotten.
10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for
subjective writeups: for theirs are the unbloomed beauty of
personal experience.
11
Blessed are ye, when the whole of Everything shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall soft-link all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in
Everything: for so persecuted, they the
noders which were before you.