Findings:
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- U.S. Federal Government: Executive Office of the President
- Happy birthday, Mr. President
- Vice President Dick Cheney's Speech from Afghanistan
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Vice President of the United States
- Mr. President
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Jesus He Knows Me
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- When or Not, Make it Great
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- I married him because he was not mean
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- When he became an old man
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- When fierce media executives attack!
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Salary of the President of the United States
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- he calls me monster
- he calls me girly (user)
- He'll never know what he's missing
- He called me Sarah once
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He brings me books like flowers
- Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- He who has ears, let him hear
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Mr. Mysterious and Company
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He Who Knows Everything
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Summer never answers when you call
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- he likes to watch you walk
- I'm always breathless when you call
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He called around 5:30
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- He don't know
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- he (or she)
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- He taught me how to smoke
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- My Company Likes Me
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- He Hate Me
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Mr. Bach Comes to Call
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- she, he, and me
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- he smokes like a cello plays
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- you know he said
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- The day he gave me a lift
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
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