Findings:
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- it's mine, and you can't have it
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- When you just can't win
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Just give him the damned fish
- just to have some human contact
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- you can't have it both ways
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- You just can't trust dinosaurs
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I have just been shot
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- This is why we can't have nice things
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- You Can't Have Mary
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Can't we all just be friends?
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
- Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- if I can't have silence
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Can't we all just get along?
- there are some just can't take life easy
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Can't Hardly Wait
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- you can't prove that
- Can't Come Down
- Yodeling Pickle
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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