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- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
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- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Swimming pool injury
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- By hook or by crook
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- Do It or Die
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- any way, shape or form
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Do I stay or run away?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- Put up or shut up
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- You, standing
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
- Why do you insist on using a P.S. in an e-mail?
- by any means necessary
- My country, right or wrong!
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- For Better or For Worse
- Dead or Alive
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Bobby Orr
- Man... or Astro-man?
- Glen or Glenda
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Queen or country?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Trick or treat
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- or
- Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- By my balls, I do swear.
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- Any Mick'll Do
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- What to do if you sever your finger
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
- and/or
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Bad command or file name
- male or female
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- Portland, Oregon
- Red or Blue Pill
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- To be or not to be
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- 54-40 or fight!
- A Jared by any other name
- Skate or Die
- Our way or the highway
- Truth or Dare
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Your place or mine?
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Fossils were put there by God
- put in by an Indian
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- RFC 2325
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
- DOS Devices
- spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
- Get the finger put on
- Do not look into laser with remaining eye
- Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
- Exclusive Or
- Her raised middle finger came into focus
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Put the finger on
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