Findings:

• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• The next life will be better
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• What life after death will really be like
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• How do you know it's real?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Know How, Can Do
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How do I know if I love you?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• How do you know that name?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• Will I ever know?
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How to be a good evil villain
• To do is to be
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• How To Be Good
• All I ever wanted to be
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Marks which will never be broken
• How to be a troll
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• The end will be a sellout
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• How the Moon Came to Be
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How to be a terrible customer
• How to be invisible
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• play dumb
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The revolution will not be webcast
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• How the Sun Came to Be
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Who Will Be There
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Goops and How to be Them
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard

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