Findings:
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Baptist fear of dancing
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- When I have female children
- A reason to drink
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I don't want children
- I don't have a television set
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- So you don't have to
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You don't have any real problems
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Why I Don't Want Children
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I don't have the time
- Why I want to have children
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Baptist jokes
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to remember my name
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- No, I don't have channel 11
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- you don't have to do this
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Why do children have to die?
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- The City of Lost Children
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Methuselah's Children
- Keep out of the reach of children
- children's book
- Chilling cruelty of children
- Children's Hospital
- Children with magnets
- Millions of Dead Children
- Children's Television Workshop
- little children
- Advice for dealing with children
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- Highlights for Children
- Good places to hide refugee children
- Jump, Little Children
- ancient children
- Children's Crusade
- Albuquerque Children's Museum
- Children of God
- when we were children
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Music Has the Right to Children
- how many children are bedwetters
- Drug-guzzling children entertainers
- T.A.Z.: Wild Children
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Miseducation of the children
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- The education of America's children
- Five Children and It
- It's always for those damn children
- children of a lesser God
- Beware: Children At Play
- Children of the Screens
- All My Children
- Songs to Aging Children Come
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How to Take Group Photos of Children
- Children's Miracle Network
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Children and Youth Services
- Breeders: your children do not make you superior
- Communicating with children
- Give Me Your Children
- Small children remember in black and white sometimes
- The Torture of Children -- The World's Secret Shame
- Atheist children get presents day
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Sex Gang Children
- Children's Television Act of 1990
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Children of Chernobyl
- Shopping in the Children's Clothes Section of Target
- Japanese elementary school children
- suffer the little children to come unto me
- Prospero's Children
- Dream Children: A Reverie
- The children are all crying in their pens
- Mason's Children
- Israeli Children's Songs
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- River Wearing Children's Limbs
- The Children of the Night
- Whole Duty of Children
- UN Sanctions and the Mortality of Iraqi Children: Facts and Figures
- Songs for Children
- Children of divorce
- children's emotional needs
- The Lost Children of Rockdale County
- Children Pizza
- Suffer Little Children
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- toothless grins on strange children
- Ryan Gray playground for all children
- How children draw
- The Gold Children
- The Two Kings' Children
- Special needs for special children
- Creepy Susie and Thirteen Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children
- Australian Children during 1788 - 1830
- We want children to read
- Language skills and deaf children
- Shriners Hospitals for Children
- Myths surrounding single parent children
- Shaka's Children: A History of the Zulu People
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