Findings:
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- How to jump into water from a height
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Better than kicking him into next week
- I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- The next life will be better
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Turn anything into a sound file
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
- spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
- Throwing A Rock into the Water
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- Run and turn into butter
- If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- Watermelon hookah
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- The smoke turned into rain
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- I will stare into this box
- My knees will bend and ease into the quiet
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- Instructions for falling into water
- Free will is marked for deprecation in the next major revision of the transhuman prototype
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- things you can't turn into poetry
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
- the water will eat my heart
- Muddy Waters Turned to Wine
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- And for my next trick, I will change your opinion
- Swimming pool injury
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- funk gland
- Robert W. Funk
- DJ Funk
- Blue funk
- Funk #49
- Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk
- finger-style funk
- Funk in the periphery
- Monk Funk
- purple funk (user)
- Casimir Funk
- Dee Funked (user)
- General Funk
- The Funk Brothers
- Cyan de Funk (user)
- Funk Fingers
- Cherry-Coloured Funk
- g funk (user)
- 20 Jazz Funk Greats
- Star Wars and other Galactic Funk
- Into the Woods
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
- whisper into the graveyard
- into
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- My body falling into stars
- Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
- Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
- NiGHTS into Dreams
- Into Battle with The Art of Noise
- wander off into otherness
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
- Falling Into Infinity
- take into account
- Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
- Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
- On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
- Somehow my life falls into place
- Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
- Indelibly burned into my memory
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- Into the light
- Into My Arms
- The art of stuffing people into boxes
- Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
- All my possessions packed into a few boxes
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
- Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
- seal clubbing
- I was into them after they were hip
- vanish into thin air
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
- The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
- Coming into Los Angeles
- An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
- getting into a fight in high school
- Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Erewhon : Chapter VI - Into Erewhon
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
- words hiss into me
- My withdrawal into myself
- So I went, into the field of macaroni
- This is a journey into sound
- beating swords into plowshares
- How to break into a car
- fading into oblivion
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
- Converting an old laptop LCD screen into a VGA monitor
- Staring into the pupils of my eyes
- The Door Into Summer
- Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
- All of my coworkers spit into urinals
- Into The Sun
- threads of perfect woven into a man
- The Lord Descends Into Hell
- A Descent into the Maelström
- A Descent into the Maelström - continued
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