Findings:
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- god help me
- So help me God
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Some of my best friends are djs
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- O God Our Help in Ages Past
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Best friend
- My God, don't tempt me!
- My best friend is a breakfast table
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- kill me (user)
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- to my best friend
- God help us
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Man's best friend
- That which does not kill me...
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- kill me now (user)
- She kills me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Best Friend (user)
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- The time I nearly killed my friends
- the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
- The day my best friend cried
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Falling in love with your best friend
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Please God, make me a stone.
- You tell me this is God?
- Some of my best friends are
- Best Friends Forever
- Please Kill Me
- It kills me to watch them go
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Dating your best friend
- Why you're my best friend.
- Falling out of love with your best friend
- My Best Friend's Birthday
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- How to find your new best friend
- A conversation between me and god
- My best friend, Josh
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- help me (user)
- Please help me!
- best friends
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- Some of my best friends are...
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Someone please kill me
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- How Prom nearly killed me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- how my computer nearly killed me
- My best dead friend
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I Know Who Killed Me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Help Me, Rhonda
- Man's best friend? (e2poll)
- some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
- Best of Friends
- brandys best friend (user)
- The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- My Best Friend's Sister
- a letter to my best friend
- Being married to your best friend
- On a former best friend
- Sex with your best friend
- Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- A book has always been my best friend
- God is an imaginary friend for adults
- Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- A Boy's Best Friend
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Fingerfucking your best friend
- God Loves, Man Kills
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- Brainy people make the best friends
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- Show Me God
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- God holds me
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- My gay best friend
- You say you want to help me
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- God helps those who help themselves
- Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Help Me, Daddy
- Best friends, for awhile
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Help me help you
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
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