Findings:
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Give Me Louisiana
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Giving a handjob to a woman
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- give me your most honest smile
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Give Me Your Children
- Give it back or I bite the little blue man
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Give Me Strength
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- The Blonde Woman
- If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
- The way you look at me gives me butterflies
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- When your presents give me hives
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- White on Blonde
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- How to give your man a good backrub
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I remind myself I'm a married woman
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- vanity and the man woman thing
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
- White Man's Overbite
- Ten commandments of man, given to woman
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Give me a break!
- Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
- Give Me A Home and Away
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
- Give me my long sword, ho!
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- give me one night to show the savage
- Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- Drug Me
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Drug Store Truck Drivin' Man
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm a Medieval Man
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- The White Man's Burden
- That man bit me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Man Smart, Woman Smarter
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- My first comet
- The Song of Hiawatha - The White Man's Foot
- Angry Man is Following Me
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- White Man's Democracy
- I'm glad I'm white
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Don't Give Me Names
- Give a man a fish
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- Give Me the Brain
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Give me a moment, please
- The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Give me tonight
- Give me a cookie!
- Give Me Leave to Rail at You
- Give me something worth reading
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
- give a man a uniform (user)
- and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
- give me the truth or nothing
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Give me back my bike!
- Drugs Or Me
- Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
- Find me and I will give you the answer
- Now give me something you need to remember!
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- HI im vik (user)
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- Give me your knees
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- A drug that gives instant orgasms
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm The Man
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm on drugs
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
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