Findings:
- Making the Movies X How Railroad Photoplays are Made
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How I made Alan Keyes the presidential front-runner in 1996
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How a Steinway grand piano is made
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- we who are about to die salute you
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- People who carp about their jobs
- how about not (user)
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to get more out of Psi
- Who what when where why & how
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to read poetry out loud
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How a pizza gets made
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- How about NO
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- how Wiener found his way home
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- out and about
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- Getting wax out of carpet
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- How I made the Year Nodes
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How Eulenspiegel made the chickens fight over bait
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How I made my computer quieter
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- This is how memories are made
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Zig-Zag (user)
- Lost in Boston?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- how to short out a phone line
- How To Think About God
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
- Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- You, standing
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- The bored who complain
- How I feel about exams
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How to write about colors?
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- What We Found in the Sofa and How it Saved the World
- happiness is made, not found
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- The day I found out I was a guy
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How M&M's are really made
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How about that local sports team?
- Making bassoon reeds
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
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