Findings:
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How much more can we bear?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- University students can be really stupid
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How To Be Funny
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- We can be heroes
- Don't be an IM phantom
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a good customer
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Be all that you can be
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Valour can be brown
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- Knowledge can never be certain
- What can be better than that?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- A dying playground can be Eden
- Trite As Can Be (user)
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- How to Be Alone
- How to be a lardass
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- No one can be in two places at once
- How to be a geek
- How to be a street musician
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- How to be a backstabber
- Children can be cruel
- Can we still be friends?
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Why procrastination can be productive
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- Exes can be good things
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- It can be cold in the dark
- How To Be Good
- Be cool in college
- How to be a terrible customer
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- We Can Be Together
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Expensive foods can be worth it
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- How to be a badass
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- How to be an improv musician
- How to be monstrously shallow
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Running toward the edge
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Automobile tire pressure
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to be telekinetic
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- How to be a fuck-up
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- how to be a friend
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- How to be an asshole
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be anonymous
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Goops and How to be Them
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- How to be a troll
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- TV can be a good thing
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Bear Boxing
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- No one can be totally logical
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- How to be a good evil villain
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
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