Findings:
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
- A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
- So how did you two meet?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Sounding like a child
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- How to "Have People"
- Using a command line
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Who what when where why & how
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How did we come to this?
- How to read to a child
- a dream you did not have
- who did this to me?
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- How to have an out of body experience
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How to have lesbian sex
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How long have you known?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The Child who came from an Egg
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- My first comet
- How to send a child to college
- How I did not become a super-hero
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
- I did not have that on my bingo card
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Type A blood
- How we have grown apart
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- You, standing
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- How could you ever have enough?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Warm boot the human brain
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- They have bears in Italy
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- How did I end up here?
- The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- How much pain did you cause?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- when did we forget how to play?
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- how did i know this?
- "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- How much more can we bear?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Sex with a chicken
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Know your pets
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- just to have some human contact
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Sex in a small car
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- We Have Come For Your Parents
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Actors who have played Hitler
- How to have an epileptic fit
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- How to shotgun a bear
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