Findings:
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Free to Be, You and Me
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Women want me when I'm taken
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- There can be only one
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I've Gotta Be Me
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Be gentle with me
- No one can be in two places at once
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- If your wish be to close me
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- You mean the me that you would be
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm Looking Through You
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- That would be me
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- OBAFGKM
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Look siad me Be like me
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Let me be your fantasy
- Rebeca Martinez
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- marry me and you'll be safe
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- Be a model or just look like one
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- You've got to be kidding me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- let me be your first upvote
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- far be it from me
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