Findings:
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- I never thought it would be like this
- Mind without body
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- What life after death will really be like
- Just to see what it would be like
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Hot pursuit
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Look siad me Be like me
- eternity would be boring
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- The Man Who Would Be King
- What it's like to be skinny
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- University students can be really stupid
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- The Ten Commandments revised
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Much like what music wants to be
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The best kind of bartender
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- play dumb
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- What it's like to be in love
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- That I Would Be Good
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- A whimper would be fine
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Be a model or just look like one
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Life without music would be a mistake
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- it would be hilarious if only
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