Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Traffic light, Milton, Kansas
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm Still Here
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Monochrome traffic light
- the light still lingers
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I Like Traffic Lights
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I still have the scar
- Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- When you know things are just meant to be
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I heard a light sigh and then my heart stood still
- Confessions of a Pedestrian Traffic Light Gnome
- Bullshit squared is still just bullshit
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- For God's sake, just have another election
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- I'm just a bill
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- i'm just a girl
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm just here for the candy
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- traffic light
- Traffic Light Gods
- traffic light parties
- it's still just me in here
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Twinkle, Twinkle, Traffic Light
- slave to the traffic light
- I sit looking at the traffic lights. The red extinguishes the hope that the green ignites
- When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
- Crying at Traffic Lights
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- just to have some human contact
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Can I have a light?
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I have just been shot
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- Just A Little Light
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I'm just sayin'.
- Something is still possible. You've just forgotten.
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- I'm just guessing
- I still haven't found what I'm looking for
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
- from Brooklyn to Okinawa, a carefully clipped newspaper in 12 folds
- I am densely packed with nuance and malice. Open carefully.
- Checks and balances in the government of the United States of America
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- Back check
- check engine
- Cyclic Redundancy Check
- check it out of the library
- blank check
- chain check
- Check Washing
- Here's My Check, Carnegie Tech
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- Traffic Koans
- buddy check
- Who Checks the Current
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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