Findings:

• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm All You Can Think About
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm Cute
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I know what I'm talking about
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I know more when I'm alone
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• They think I'm a god
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm not what you think
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• My cats think I'm a God
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm The Man
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm game
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm OK, You're OK
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm scared
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken

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