Findings:
- I could have been Canadian
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Could I Have Been?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I could have been one of a two
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How long have you been in love with her?
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- What have you been smoking?
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- In the darkness, where we could barely see
- feeling like a failure by meeting goals
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- you have never been safe
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Advice I have been given about girls
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- I know I have been dreaming
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- What Might Have Been
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- By their fruits you shall know them
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I've been duped by Satan!
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- The path we have been walking
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
- silence them by numbers
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- Names have been changed
- I have just been shot
- AES may have been broken
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- He's been places they have not.
- i have been burning for so long
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I eat them by the handful
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- love like you've never been hurt
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
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