Findings:
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I could have been one of a two
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- What have you been smoking?
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- you have never been safe
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I could have been Canadian
- Advice I have been given about girls
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- He's been places they have not.
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I wish I was a half of a two
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- i have been burning for so long
- What Might Have Been
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
- The day I was showering with two black men
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Names have been changed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have just been shot
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- AES may have been broken
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Why we have two ears
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Two virgins about to have sex
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- I've been living my life half asleep
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- The software hath been released
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Your computer has been cracked
- (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- You've Been Framed
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