Findings:
- Angular banjos sound good to me
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- wanting is more satisfying than having
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- Home surgery
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- There's no better mirror than a child
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- On Having No Head
- Dueling Banjos
- Earl Scruggs and the 5-string Banjo
- Banjo Paterson
- History and Development of the Banjo in the U.S.
- Frog and Banjo
- Indian banjo
- The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
- A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
- Tunings for the five string banjo
- Banjo (user)
- My Senses Work Better Than Yours
- A modem is better than nothing
- When having sex in Poland
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- Better Than Ezra
- Even better than the real thing
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
- Having a drug dealer in your house
- having a baby
- having you by the short hairs
- Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- Walked in on you having sex
- a crust of bread is better than nothing
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- When having sex in Binary
- having
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- The pleasure of not having a car
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- Better him than me
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- EDB is having my alien love child
- On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
- Better Dead Than Red
- Treatment of corporations
- The book is better than the movie
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- The time my father caught me having sex
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Having An Average Weekend
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- Ideas are better than apples
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- CD vs. vinyl
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- why internet relationships are better than real relationships
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- It doesn't get any better than this
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- You aren't better than human
- Why cats are better than dogs
- A better model than the one at data general
- Better than Life
- I can do much better than this
- Better Than Bouillon
- A determination to do better than
- Having a penis is annoying
- long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
- better off with him than here with me
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
- One danger of having your friends using Everything
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- Calling her number and having a male voice answer
- The Trials and Tribulations of Having Your Own Secret Hideout
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Having a little cry in the toilets at work
- curved penis
- Having a Microsoft husband
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- On Having a 'Regular'
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Are we better than everything else?
- Are We Having Fun Yet?
- Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
- Some Days are Better than Others
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- all other times are better than 6 am
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Having a drug dealer in your car
- The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Witnessing your parents having sex
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- better than a living will
- Original better than the sequel
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Tickling is better than sex
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- Better Than Chocolate
- Better safe than sorry
- There were times better than this
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- better than the best
- better than natural
- No better friend, no worse enemy
- Better than kicking him into next week
- better than 2 (user)
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Indigenous people are better than you
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- better late than never
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My nowhere is better than your nowhere
- Better than Sex
- Better Than Sex Cake
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- better than Radiohead
- Ducks are better than rabbits
- for() is better than while()
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
- leave it better than you found it
- Things that are better than sex
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- Better blatant than latent
- better than half my insides
- When having sex in Germany
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- When having sex in ancient Rome
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- Two heads are better than one
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- Tips for having sex in an elevator
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- Better Than Garbo
- Adventures in having a boy/girl name
- Half a loaf is better than none
- having the last word
- Rebeca Martinez
- What can be better than that?
- Having run away from a wedding reception
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