Findings:
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Using a command line
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- Broadcasting, Entertainment, Cinematograph and Theatre Union
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Type A blood
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- GNU Lesser General Public License
- Kiki Uses His Magic
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- The "Which would you rather do?" Game
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- That which I should have done I did not do
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
- In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Knoist and his Three Sons
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- A general rhetorical refutation of the position "X sucks"
- GNU Library General Public License
- You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Toward his impossible light
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- The weary Titan staggers under the too vast orb of his fate.
- Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates III
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- How to use your computer as an entertainment center
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
- It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
- Rather than trying
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
- In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
- Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- play dumb
- Why is there something rather than nothing?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- The General in his Labyrinth
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Toward a General Theory of Expertise
- A better model than the one at data general
- GNU General Public License
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- I must have three heads
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- Stoned music memories
- Even better than the real thing
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Know your pets
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I used to have so many dreams
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I used to have a crush on you
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
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