Findings:
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- People have fucked up before
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- It was not death, for I stood up
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- I have no money and I must pay
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- all living things must above all else have hope
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- They must have faces
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- It must have fixed itself!
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- Ghosts must have done it!
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I have no output and I must scream
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I don't think the sun was up
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- It must have rained or something
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I must have waited all my life for this
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- I must have three heads
- I have made up a name for my disease
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- because I have given up any care
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Articles every Everything must have
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- She was cilantro, jalapeƱo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Her hair, tangled
- I must have called a thousand times
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Woken Furies
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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