Findings:

• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• She Will Have Her Way
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Will it explode in the microwave?
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Have brain, will travel
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have root on your head
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• I must have three heads
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• Traumatic in nature? Possible. Pivotal in their own way? Certainly.
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• The Teardrop Explodes
• explode (user)
• explodes (user)
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• expected to explode as a supernova in the astronomically near future
• Have Blue (user)
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!

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