Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- I wish I was in New Orleans
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I wish I was dead
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- My family has specific names for some generic food
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She was too beautiful to be human
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- When she was bad
- She still has my Borges book
- She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- There once was a girl named Irene
- Her name was Natalie
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
- my experience with wishes has not been very positive
- Naming Windows computers
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- I wish I was a half of a two
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She has trouble acting normal
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Japanese alphabet
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- The hardest breath she has
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand
- She was steady
- What the hell was she thinking?
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- She was locked in time
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- She always was devious in her beauty
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- She is and was
- why she makes her wishes at 7:07
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- She was free
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- I Wish My Brother George Was Here
- Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- I wish I was a fish
- As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
- She knew what she was doing
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- David Albright
- Whoop Ass
- bad ass
- The Ass and the Charger
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Horse and the Ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
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