Findings:

• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If you would be so kind
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Man Who Would Be King
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The Girl Was a Guy
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I used to be that girl.
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Where would America be without Canada?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• eternity would be boring
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• I never thought it would be like this
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Mind without body
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• it would be hilarious if only
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• this girl I was in love with
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• That I Would Be Good
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• A whimper would be fine
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If God was willing to let it be
• That would be me
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• I was one of those girls
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• You mean the me that you would be
• The best kind of bartender
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• and there was this girl
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• There once was a girl named Irene
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Be a girl for a day
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• OBAFGKM
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Just to see what it would be like
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Where's the kaboom?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• what would it take to be serene again?
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you would be seated
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• That Would Be Enough
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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