If not me, who? If not now, when?

Yes me, right now	ragebait	Principia Discordia - Introduction	Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
get yourself free	and now i am free	I can only save the world on Tuesdays	How do I submit a writeup of my own?
If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?	Hillel	Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me