Findings:
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
- This day I completed my thirty first year
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- This has not been an easy year.
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- It has not been a wonderful day
- Barack Obama's first year
- A book has always been my best friend
- Oceania has never been at war
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- A nice warm engine block
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- First day back
- we broke it in days, years later still broken
- the first song of the day
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Have a nice day
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- Movies that should have been books first
- on a mildly warm day, snowflakes began to fall
- Manny's First Day
- How I envision my first day of college
- Is it New Year's Day yet? (superdoc)
- This Is The First Day Of My Life
- First cigarette of the day
- An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- Debt: The First 5,000 Years
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Every Dog Has Its Day
- A day without him is three years long
- Scuffing sneakers on the first day of summer vacation
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- 5 days to write my report
- Evolution has never been observed
- The first day of school
- Everyone remembers last year's election day
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- The coldest day of my year
- The Extroverted Feeler has a Winnie the Pooh Day
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- First Fiction: Day
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- The first five years of the war on terror
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- This year has flown
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- Proximity Martini
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- The weight has been lifted
- My dog has been stolen
- How to find something which has been lost
- my experience with wishes has not been very positive
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- The sound of children screaming has been removed
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- sex has always been a marketing strategy
- New Year's Day
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- Your IP address has been logged.
- Has Been
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- Five Years to the Day...
- A year and a day
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- Your computer has been cracked
- Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- Today is the longest day of year
- First Day Cover
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- The Ten Commandments of the First Day After Hernia Surgery
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- First day of school
- A day, a thousand years, a thousand generations.
- Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- surviving the first day of college
- we meet on the street for the first time every day
- It's the first day of summer and already I feel yesterday's fingers clenched tight around my throat
- The First Year of Hugo in Review
- I had been hungry all the years
- It's a nice day for a white lemming
- The First Day of Christmas
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Days or Years
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- Attention has been paid
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How to write the perfect letter to inspire passion between the President and First Lady
- The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
- the priest has a nice car
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- The ceiling of innovation has been reached
- Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
- The first snow in 25 years
- The First Four Years
- The First Ten Years
- It's been years since we were born
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- I've frequently not been on boats
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I've been a woman for too long
- It's been lovely
- Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
- Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
- It's All Been Done Before
- I know I have been dreaming
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- The software hath been released
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I've Been Tired
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