Today I woke up after a long night of drinking 15 kegs of
Mjod. Apparently the
party was a smashing hit, but now I can't find my
sword. Maybe
Thor took it? Whoever it was owes me three
trells because he did make sure to test it properly on my cheap
slaves before leaving.
My new year's
resolutions are:
- Drink less mjod.
- Pillage & rape less.
- Stop putting my neighbor's longship on fire.
- Node more with this magic "everything client apparatus" that I acquired during the last plunder of yesteryear.
Happy new year!