Two
high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high
school were both
virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each
other in 10th
grade. When they
graduated, they wanted both to go to the
same
college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the
East Coast,
and the guy went to a college on the
West Coast. They agreed to be
faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the
guy would call the girl and she would never be home,
and when he wrote, she would take
weeks to return the
letters. Even when
he emailed her, she took days to return his
messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to
date around. He didn't
take this very well and
increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to
win back her
love. She soon became very
annoyed with his
persistence and
now with a new
boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So, what she did is this: she took a
Polaroid picture of her sucking her
new boyfriend's
unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a
note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me
alone."
Well,
needless to say, this guy was
heartbroken but, even more so, he was
pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear
Mom and
Dad, having
a great
time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture
to her
parents.