Findings:

• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• How to pack someone out of your life
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• stir me out of my dream
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• O Me! O Life!
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Bring Me to Life
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Life sucks, then you die
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You Bring Life to Me
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• life sucks (user)
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Life inside out
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• The life train left without me
• No one gets out of this life alive
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• College sucked for me too
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• life sucks
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• between jobs
• job fair
• hand job
• bag job
• The Italian Job
• day job
• job interview
• Summer Job at HP
• Snow job
• Job 1
• Job 2
• Job 3
• Job 10
• Job 12
• Job 13
• Job 14
• Job 15
• Job 16
• Job 17
• Job 18
• Job 19
• Job 31
• Job 33
• Job 34
• Job 36
• Job 37
• Job 38
• Job 39
• Job 40
• Job 41
• Job 42
• Job Surf
• The Book of Job
• part-time job
• Inside job
• Move a job
• Jobs I've Had
• Create good jobs
• Overnight job
• Owner's job
• Ghost Jobs
• job security
• rabbit job
• Pull a job
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• part-time summer job
• My job is cleaning up dust
• How to give a blowjob
• Steve Jobs Product Matrix
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Tips on job searching
• Microsoft Job Interview
• The Summer Job from Hell
• The worst job interview ever
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• JOB: A Comedy of Justice
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• The U. S. Government job is a good job
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• Princess Maker 2 Jobs
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• A bummer of a job, after school
• Looking For a Job in Quebec
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• jobs (user)

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