Findings:

• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• Not A Pretty Girl
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
• West End Girls
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• The pretty girl has no friends
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• This end up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• On pretty girls
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• The things you own end up owning you
• Bitch set me up!
• Dizzy Up the Girl
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• You're such a pretty girl
• Pretty dress, ugly girl
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Smack My Bitch Up
• The most beautiful girl in the world
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• Dumb end
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• This end up ^
• Bitches done tore up my IALAC sign
• Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• The Low End Theory
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• How did I end up here?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Catholic girl theory
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• The Wild Colonials
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• How to meet the most girls
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• Girls and the theory of the last man packed
• Final Girl Theory
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• Pretty Girls Make Graves (document)
• pretty girls
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• Pretty girl, ugly dress
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• theory girl (user)
• Why most people are right-handed
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• pretty girls with dirty mouths
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• grind up the loins
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Being Black

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