Findings:
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Neener (user)
- I've Gotta Be Me
- Can't you hear me knocking
- Where you can't find me
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- I've got the music in me
- I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Can't change me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Wet Hot American Summer
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- graveyards make me wet
- So Sue Me
- Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- The Wild Colonials
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce
- Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
- Can't Buy Me Love
- I've Never Been to Me
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- Caution: hot water is hot! And wet.
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- hot ass chris (user)
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- You are an animal on a big wet rock flying through space.
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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