Findings:
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- You have no power over me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- I have made up a name for my disease
- Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I have no complaint
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Dog Man Star
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- They have no bones.
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- What up, Dog?
- Ghost Dog and the ice cream man
- How we have grown apart
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- No hot dog buns
- Dog bites man, film at eleven
- Have brain, will travel
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Computers have no sense of time
- the lunatics have taken over the asylum
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- People have fucked up before
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Clean food with no poop
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- That dog will hunt
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Baptist fear of dancing
- The greatest tragedy and the greatest triumph is a puppy grown old
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Atheists have no support group
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- Words Have No Meaning
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- because I have given up any care
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- Man bites dog - that's news
- No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- You're the man now, dog!
- Dog Shoots Man
- up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
- A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
- No dogs (user)
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Grown up
- It's a Doggie Dog World
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You have no socially redeeming value
- I have no hair
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I have no faith in your God
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- The revolution is over, and we have lost
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Craps No More
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Where the streets have no name
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Californians have no soul
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Kids have no concept of time
- Questions we will never have answers to
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- What a horrible night to have a curse.
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Oh, the things we cannot have
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- Fish have no concept of fire
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I have no idea!! (user)
- I have no memory of my Mother
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- She Will Have Her Way
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
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