Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I'm fine no really
- Because I'm an adult
- I'm Really Into Techno
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Because
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I care because you do
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I smile just because you exist
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- "Because it's cold"
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Because the city is falling down
- We sing because we must
- I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Because it all burns up
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- just because
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
- I write because I cannot speak
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Because I can!
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- For, because
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- because everything that is connected is beautiful
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It's funny because it's you
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- because it represents, better yet, it is
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