Findings:
- list of things
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Submit to me, you evil fly!
- Tell me a secret.
- tell me all your reasons
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- he calls me monster
- Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Tell me about your faith
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- It's important for me to remember these things
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Experience tells me not to try
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Tell me a story about cranes
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- Some people call me a drama queen
- Evil is me (user)
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- You tell me this is God?
- Just call me fluffy
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- call me hiroshima
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Tell him, she told me
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Pick Me, Honey!
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Call Me Maybe
- Doctors don't charge for phone calls
- he calls me girly (user)
- Tell me a story about trains
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- Don't call me white
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Tell me a story about rains
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Call me Anna
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Don't tell me everything
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- all of these people are me
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- O tell me the truth about love
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- Tell me a story
- Tell me what to dream
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- Here's my number, call me
- Tell me about your secret places
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Don't call me Debbie
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Tell me more
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
- Tell me a story about being really undead
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- Don't tell me about her
- Tell me a story about brains
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- and you tell me your mind is blank
- Tell me a story about drains
- Don't call me Asian
- Tell me of the nature of death
- Call Me Persephone
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Call me Fish Meal
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Tell Me What You Think
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Please, Call me Honky
- He called me Sarah once
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- St. Peter don't you call me
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- They call me Engineer-khan
- call me garbage one more time
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
- Call me Hashmael
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- My first comet
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- Tell me a story about elephants
- it beckons me, the call to write
- kill him dead; don't call me
- tell me the truth
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Tell me another lie
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Though you can tell me
- If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
- Why tell me that?
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Call if you need me
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- The Emergency Services called me back
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- Tell me something good
- I called for the Emergency Destruct Plan
- These people are still happening to me
- Tell Me What
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- call me a poet
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Tell me about my contradictions
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- Call Me Princess
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