Findings:
- The value of a human life
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Figure 2.1 The Statistical Value of Human Life
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- And I don't even know their names
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Even if You Don't
- National Sanctity of Human Life Day
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- You are so human
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Stoned music memories
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- what is this i don't even
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I still don't even know you
- So you don't have to
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- The brevity of human life
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- i don't hate you. not even a little
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- even the human lived long enough to worship the seasons
- the walls and gates of common human life
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- You know, life isn't so bad
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I don't want to fall so easily
- the price of a human life
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- Life Is So Good
- Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
- Even monochrome is not so simple
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- Life is so strange
- so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
- we travel so often without even moving
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Rob's Calculus
- relative value
- Fundamental theorem of calculus
- AP Calculus
- orgasmic calculus
- lambek calculus
- The beer bong calculus problem
- proof of the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
- Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus
- Differential calculus treatment of XP growth
- Hedonistic Calculus
- The TI-89 Calculator that froze during the AP Calculus exam
- Tuple relational calculus
- Calculus limerick
- O Calculus, O Calculus
- How to insult someone using calculus
- calculus of finite differences
- vector calculus
- Fractional calculus
- Hyperspace in terms of Calculus
- Hedonic Calculus and the Iraq War
- propositional calculus
- The Absolute Differential Calculus
- Hedonic Calculus and Stem Cell Research
- the fundamental lemma of variational calculus
- epsilon calculus
- tensor calculus
- calculus intuition
- Operational Calculus
- Calculus is not a field of mathematics
- Coffee, Calculus, and Spongebob.
- emotional calculus
- spirit calculus
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
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