Findings:

• There once was a girl named Irene
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• and there was this girl
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• There was a little girl
• There was once a Man
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Once there was a way...
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Girl's Name Generator
• There was a time before
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• There was a young lady of Riga
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• Her name was Natalie
• I once was a clueless young noder
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Finding air where matter once was
• I was a nice guy once
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I was once young and had a home
• The Girl Was a Guy
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There Was No Leak
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Before you, there was me
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• There are no girls on the internet
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• your name, once I wake up
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• Leather-bound organizer
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• Once was enough
• every noder was once a normal human
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• I remember, there was one
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• No shit, there I was
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• There was a cold day
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There was a baby in China
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• There was always the blue of you
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Was There a Time
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Girls named Mary are trouble
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I was one of those girls
• A Girl Named Tyranny
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• A Girl Named Sugarcane (category)
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• this girl I was in love with
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• Mighty aspirations you got there, girl
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• As long as there are girls left to dance with this world is worth saving
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Adventures in having a boy/girl name
• There are no more Horse Names in the Republic
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Where Once Life Was
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• for those to whom name is everything, there is no difference
• As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Once there came a man
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• what once I was
• I was adored once too
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There was a rose that faded young
• Love is stored in the memories of what once was
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Was it ever there?
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was an old lady
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There was a land where lived no violets
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• There is a girl
• I was in a commercial once
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There Was A Friend
• I was there
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• A knock there was upon the door
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• One hour there was sunlight
• There was a man and a woman
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• The Patchwork Girl of Oz
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Mudflap Girl
• Barbie Girl
• Vandy Girls
• Marvel Girl
• the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
• What are little girls made of?
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Satan's School for Girls
• Brown-Eyed Girl
• Girl Talk
• Girl Scout Cookie
• The Story of the Vivian Girls

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