Findings:
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- I have no idea!! (user)
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- When living we have need of Death
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Californians have no soul
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- When I have female children
- Stoned music memories
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Kids have no concept of time
- What happens when we die?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- You have no socially redeeming value
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Fish have no concept of fire
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- You, standing
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- I have no memory of my Mother
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have no browser and I must node!
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- What happened to the competition of ideas?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Where the streets have no name
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- Computers have no sense of time
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- General sexuality newsgroup
- You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You have no power over me
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- No evil can happen
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- I have no hair
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- I have no complaint
- How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- This is When it Happens
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- based on events that may have happened
- Words Have No Meaning
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Atheists have no support group
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