Findings:
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Stoned music memories
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- You Don't Say
- "Don't worry," he says
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't Use Singleton Classes
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- smile when you say that
- Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
- Most used English words
- Saying what you don't mean
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- good vs. well
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Don't say no
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- Don't say yes if you can't say no
- What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Proper Condom Use
- When something means nothing and nothing means everything
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- you want to use blood; i say we use devotion
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- When to use a semicolon in Pascal
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- who vs. whom
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- real hackers don't use variable types
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- It don't mean anything moves
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- Don't use the handicapped stall
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Don't say the B-word
- People don't flail when they die
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- don't say the words
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Proper English Usage for Real Estate Agents
- French used in the English vocabulary
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- What did you mean when you said...
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- When words mean too much
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- Ecological vs. environmental
- The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
- When Neutral Point of View Means Repeating the Ludicrous
- When the Pope says shit
- Say When
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- When writers use Latin
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
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