Findings:
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When I was your age
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- When I was young Time had no wings
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- I had been hungry all the years
- When I was ten years old
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I wish I was dead
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- At least he was gentle
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- When you blow out like a dead star
- I've been dead a long time
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I was once young and had a home
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
- You know you've been away from home too long
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- I married him because he was not mean
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Django Reinhardt was dead already
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- When I am dead, my dearest
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- Mazurka for Two Dead Men
- Two Dead Boys
- he had a dream
- two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- When each had their own personal anthem
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- King George he had a Date
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- More than he was willing to give
- He Was a Crook
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- They had been expecting me
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- had Orpheus been a gentleman
- It's been years since we were born
- I could have been one of a two
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- This has not been an easy year.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- He's been places they have not.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
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