Findings:
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When the shit hits the fan
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- I'll explain it when you're older
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- When you're home alone
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- You're pretty when you cry
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When life gives you shit
- When the Pope says shit
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- You know you're a geek when...
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- When you're alone
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- Piero Manzoni
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Only when you're older
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're never around when I need you
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Sing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Swing when you're winning
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When You're Evil
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Time flies when you're having fun
- shit list
- Shoot the shit
- Shit happens
- Up Shit Creek without a paddle
- No shit, there I was
- I shit you not
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
- the eagle shits
- I wish I could invent shit
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- dog shit
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Ape shit
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- In deep shit
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
- Shit or get off the pot
- On the subject of me losing my shit
- I know, let's give shit away
- shit head
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Shit on my chest
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- Blowing shit up
- happy horse shit
- Uncontrollable moody shit mode
- Bird shit on your head
- What the fuck is this shit?
- I can do shit with my legs
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- Shit is a bad word
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- The Shit Hits the Fans
- shit (user)
- Back in the Shit
- shit bird
- Shit River
- king shit (user)
- Abstract Art is Shit
- Shit oozes downwards
- bird shit
- Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Shit, shower, shave
- talking shit about a pretty sunset
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- rare as rocking horse shit
- quitdoing this shit (user)
- big shit head (user)
- Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
- Eat shit or puke trying
- Shit flinging monkeys
- good shit
- Shit and quit
- Shit or Go Blind
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- Oh shit, I shat in my shorts
- I'm too old for this shit
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- Bitches Ain't Shit
- Who shit on the coats?
- Everything is made of sunlight and shit
- Everything is made of water and sunlight and shit
- Everything is made of water and sunshine and shit
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- twee shit
- On Goose Shit
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- The first draft of anything is shit
- what the fuck is this shit
- just some lame Disney VR shit in a rape truck outside LACMA
- beer shit
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- no shit, there we were
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- We need to get our collective shits together.
- The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- I love it when a plan comes together
- when
- When You Come
- speak only when spoken to
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- When lovely woman stoops to folly
- I look better when I am wet
- I walk around when I'm high
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- When I Die
- When having sex in Poland
- When having sex in Germany
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