Findings:
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- There is no such thing as a love story
- There's no such thing as a free beer
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- There is no goddamn thing such as a succinct sonnet
- There is no such thing as emotional healing
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- There's no such thing as normal
- There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- There is no such thing as a free lunch
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- There is no such thing as color
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- There will be no more stories to read
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- There is no such thing as society
- Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I'm no Whitman...
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- You can't get there from here
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- There is a soundtrack, you know, but it's not for sale
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- qanat get there from here
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I'm such a philistine
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
- I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- The city knows I'm leaving
- I'm No Fool
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I see no X here
- You Know What I'm Sayin'
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- No One Knows Who I Am
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- No one knows my plan
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Let no one grieve here
- Here's the Story
- there isn't another side. it's all right here.
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- here's to waking up stronger
- Somewhere at the intersection of Here and There
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm No Angel
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm Not There
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- I'm Still Here
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- I'm fine no really
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- lying here with no one near
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
- Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm glad you're here.
- No meagre passion here
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Don't crash here - Crash over there
- No one belongs here more than you.
- How did I end up here?
- Lil Kid up in here (user)
- hate has no home here
- i'm here. are you here?
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- I know more when I'm alone
- Here's To Shutting Up
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Keen, Fitful Gusts are Whisp'ring Here and There
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Im No Writer (user)
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- Neither here nor there
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I'm no good at enigmas
- I'm no Socrates
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Now and Then, Here and There
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