Findings:

• you'll know
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• You'll never win anything with kids
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If You Liked School You'll Love Work
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• You'll Find Me
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• If you think of "Banana", you'll taste "Banana"
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• If you like X, you'll like Y
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• You'll come to a sticky end
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• You'll never get away with this!
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• You'll earn a fortune
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• You'll Be Back
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Oh, The Places You'll Go!
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• We laugh so we won't cry
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Still she cried, and still the world pursues
• Cry
• battle cry
• I wish I could cry
• The Day the Clown Cried
• cry in the dark
• Love Cry
• Cry Cry Cry
• And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
• when my father cries
• Why onions make you cry
• Cry, the Beloved Country
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• I cry for a bridge that burnt
• A Cricket Cries
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I made an old man cry
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Stupid's Cries
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I wanted Mary to cry blood
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• I always cry at weddings
• I make liberty cry (user)
• I cried in his arms
• Cry Out in the Darkness
• No Woman No Cry
• Cry of the Vatos
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Cries and Whispers
• Never Cry Wolf
• It's okay to cry
• We cry aloud with terror
• Cry For A Shadow
• Devil May Cry
• cry it out
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I cry your mercy--pity--love!--aye, love!
• Cry Freetown
• Flowers Never Cry
• Cry of the Ancients
• Cries for Rebellion
• The Little White Cloud That Cried
• On Jordan's Bank the Baptist's Cry
• Devil May Cry 2
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Why we cry
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Men Cry Bullets
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• The Man Who Cried
• I cried you a symphony
• Far Cry
• Future Wolf II: Never Cry Wolf: Origin of The Series
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• hue and cry
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• alive she cried (user)
• You don't need a reason to cry
• when doves cry (user)
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• The Cry From The Sea
• A cry of a Banshee
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• Battle Cry of Freedom: The Civil War Era
• Cry me a river
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• crys (user)
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Devil May Cry 4
• A time to cry
• we are not supposed to cry in the cubicles
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• he would have cried
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Don't cry for the Angels
• emotionally-coded war cries
• The introverted thinker cries
• Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry
• Cry Baby Cry
• You're pretty when you cry
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Cry of the Werewolf
• The Blonde Cried Murder
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• cries of men and the shrieks of women
• you look so broken when you cry
• hurl
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• HurL (user)
• Black Beer: Thot Hurl Anthem
• laugh
• Nature laughs at the difficulties of integration
• laugh track
• laugh in the sun

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