Findings:
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- You're playing you, now
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- Now you're thinking with portals
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- You're the man now, dog!
- You're in our world now
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- you're waiting with your heart in hand
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
- You're not in Guatemala now, Dr. Ropata!
- Now You're Screwed
- Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
- Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Collision avoidance technique
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Who am I now that you're gone?
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- Now you're playing with power!
- Now you're on the trolley
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'll explain it when you're older
- You know you're in the SCA when
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- What happens if you're too nice?
- Walk like you're a sex goddess
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Never whistle while you're pissing
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- This sentence is in English while you're not looking
- Three strikes you're out
- You're So Vain
- You're In The Air
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- You're evil
- You're to Make Young Gems
- If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- You're so come here go away
- It's almost like you're real
- As soon as you're born you start dying
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- You're Under Arrest!
- You're all Sheep
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- When you're dead, you're dead
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
- Ways to Say you're done
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- I'm OK, You're OK
- You're only half a bitch without the heels
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- You're too good to be human
- huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
- You're a diamond's wet dream
- Miss Jackson if you're nasty
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- So you think you're on a roll?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- your vs. you're
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
- The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
- You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
- Time flies when you're having fun
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- You're all fuckin big mouse
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
- Never look like you're staring
- You're not a monk
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- Australia You're Standing In It
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- You're missing it
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- You're not alone
- You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- When you're home alone
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- When you're alone
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- You're a dick
- Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
- that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
- Imagine you're not alone
- you're so poetic tonight
- If you're hungry, blame me
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- You know you're a geek when...
- So you think you're Bruce Lee
- You're soaking in it
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
- I hope you're fucking happy
- You're the wrong species
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- You're running Linux on what?
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- You're the One that I Want
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- you're afraid
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- You think you're special
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Move, and pretend you're still breathing
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- You're the One
- When you know things are just meant to be
- You're like a brother to me
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- Baby, you're the greatest!
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- These aren't the droids you're looking for
- To the world you're just one person
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- You're Only Old Once!
- You're so money
- You're not from around here, are you?
- Newton, you're a crackpot
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- You're welcome
- Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
- You're too young to be so old
- You're not the boss of me
- Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
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