Findings:
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- up his own arse
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Fucked Up
- You Fucked Up!
- Nothing Gold Can Stay
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- A friendly little reminder that nothing can last forever
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- There is nothing the dead can do
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Fucked up ways to die
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Chicken-cleaning brushes
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- we can give up, but the world never will
- anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- You Can Sleep While I Drive
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- People have fucked up before
- fucked up criteria (user)
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Doing nothing together
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
- Nothing can stop me now
- Never whistle while you're pissing
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Stuff Up the Cracks
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- like you're blind but still can see
- The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
- Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Keep doing nothing
- Escape while you still can.
- Can I wake you up?
- I can photograph you while you sleep
- What You're Doing
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Nothing Doing
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- fuck up
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Shut The Fuck Up
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- Ken Lay
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- This sentence is in English while you're not looking
- My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Stuff that keeps coming up
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- How to get your stuff voted up
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Arse Biscuits
- Bunch of Arse!
- A face like a slapped arse
- Arses
- can of corn
- garbage can
- trash can
- Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- Can God lie?
- Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Can buoy
- Any song can be a love song
- that can made you sick
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- windows where I can look out
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
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