Findings:
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Cats don't have brakes
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You, standing
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
- you don't have to do this
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- No, I don't have channel 11
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- It must have rained or something
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- You're either with us or you're against us
- All good men are either gay or married
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I may or may not have been naked
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- So you don't have to
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't have a television set
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I don't have the time
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- You don't have any real problems
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Either/Or
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Swimming pool injury
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- Either a Ravine or a Precipice
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- dead, damned, or desperate
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
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