Findings:
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Ask Me Why
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Ask me about Loom
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- They asked me to write a letter
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Somebody once asked me...
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- let me ask (user)
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- stir me out of my dream
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Ask Me Anything
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- I asked her not to forget me
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Ask Jeeves
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- Asking for a favor
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- you asked for it
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- I will ask them all their dreams
- ask (user)
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- Ask price
- bid/ask spread
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- an ache you would ask for
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- Ask a stupid question
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- Don't ask
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- Out of harm's way
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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